Reasons I have converted...(taken from a past Myspace blog)

to a country music fan

Paradise is sour milk and kids climbing into bed with you...simply because you're with you're wife

The kids screaming, phone ringing

Dog barking at the mailman bringing

That stack of bills - overdue

Good morning baby, how are you?

Got a half hour, quick shower

Take a drink of milk but the milk's gone sour

My funny face makes you laugh

Twist the top on and I put it back

There goes the washing machine

Baby, don't kick it. I promise I'll fix it

Long about a million other things
Friday, you're late

Guess we'll never make our dinner date

At the restaurant you start to cry

Baby, we'll just improvise

Well, plan B looks like

Dominoes' pizza in the candle light

Then we'll tippy toe to our room

Make a little love that's overdue

But somebody had a bad dream

Mama and daddy

Can me and my teddy

Come in to sleep in between?
Yeah it's ok. It's so nice.

It's just another day in paradise.

Well, there's no place that

I'd rather be

Well, it's two hearts

And one dream

I wouldn't trade it for anything

And I ask the Lord every night

For just another day in paradise

Phil Vassar - "Just Another Day in Paradise"

Dad's think Mom's are the heros

Football, soccer and ballet

Squeeze in Scouts and PTA

And there's that shopping list she left

That's seven pages long

How much smoke can one stove make

The kids won't eat my charcoal cake

It's more than any maid can take

Being Mr. Mom
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer

Crayons go up one drawer higher

Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time

Breakfast, six naps at nine

There's bubble gum in the baby's hair

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

Been crazy all day long

Oh been crazy all day long and it's only Monday

Mr.Mom
Balancin' checkbooks, juggling bills

Thought there was nothing to it

Baby, now I know how you fee

lWhat I don't know is how you do it
Baby, you're my hero

Lonestar - "Mr. Mom"

Marriage isn't something you do later in life after pursuing your high-power career, but an anticipated lifelong dream come true

I smell the jasmine floatin' in the air like a love song

Watch my words draw sweet tears from your eyes

Bow our heads while the preacher talks to Jesus

Please bless this brand new life, yeah
Lost in this moment with you

I am completely consumed

My feeling's so absolute

There's no doubt

Sealing our love with a kiss

Waited my whole life for this

Watching all my dreams come true

Lost in this moment with you

Big & Rich - "Lost In This Moment"

Real men and respect, not macho men and rebellious "independence"

I wanna honor your mother

And I wanna learn from your paw

I wanna steal your attention like a bad outlaw

And I wanna stand out in a crowd for you

A man among men

I wanna make your world better than it's ever been

Keith Urban - "Making Memories of Us"

Rather than spouting f-words, adults realize the influence they have on children

Driving through town just my boy and me

With a happy meal in his booster seat

Knowing that he couldn't have the toy

Till his nuggets were gone

Green traffic light turned straight to red

I hit my breaks and mumbled under my breath

His fries went a flying and his orange drink covered his lap

Well then my four year old said a four letter word

That started with "s" and I was concerned

So I said son now now where did you learn to talk like that
He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool

I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you

And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

We got cowboy boots and camo pants

Yeah we're just alike, hey ain't we dad

I wanna do everything you do

So I've been watching you
We got back home and I went to the barn

I bowed my head and I prayed real hard

Said lord please help me help my stupid self

Rodney Atkins - "I've Been Watchin' You"

Sexy is redefined
You'll be sexy in your socks

(We could polish the floors)

In case that anybody knocks

(Let's lock all the doors)
I'm having a party

a party for two

invitin' nobody

Nobody but you (yeah)

Yeah, you

Shania Twain - "Party for Two"